Something Out of Alfred Hitchcock…

Long-time friends, Doug Rogers and Scott Sorensen, made local headline news this afternoon on a deserted dock at the Ft. Walton Beach Landing. But they weren’t alone. Apparently, according to eyewitness accounts, they bravely fended off a ‘gang’ of underfed, and whacked-out-on-bad-Koolaid seagulls. The devil birds have been sighted in past weeks  terrorizing finches, mullet, and small children with Subway sandwiches.

As the beaked terrors circled and swooped, Doug and Scott immediately realized the situation could become  worse. Armed only with day old bread and stale Sun Chips, the heroes took position for battle.

As one onlooker remarked, “It reminded me of the day when Doug and Scott would take the field for the Little League Chargers football team, holding strong and fast in defense of territorial turf.”

The boys stood firm, shouting PG-13 obscenities while torpedoing Bread-Sun-Chip-Ball-Wads at their attackers, and the pack of gulls soon realized this was no match for them. The feathered fiends swooped away and the crowd that had gathered at a nearby gazebo to view the aerial battle cheered in victory.

Scott and Doug’s wives, Connie and Johnie, were not available for comment. They were found just moments later quivering in fear near the Ladies bathroom.

Color My Hair?

Fart for the day…

Loreal fart - a fart your wife can’t possibly escape, because you’re coloring her hair (and because…she’s worth it)

Merry Christmas!

She Wants a Man…

I questioned my friend, Lynn, about her love life. Her response was:

I want a man who gives a crap, not smells like it.

This was an excerpt from my soon to be published book:

She Said, He Said: Sarcasm and the Opposite Sex

Funny Stuff with Puppets

This guy has some great puppet videos. Check ‘em out at

http://www.theboscoshow.com/